i'm bad at the internet...

I was writing this really awesome post about my big adventures while home, but my computer ate it. Le sigh.

I don't feel like retyping it all out, but I will leave you with a few key points from my Tuesday and Thursday night adventures:

1. When you are with Kate, things happen to you that would never happen on your own or with another friend.
2. I think my septum ring is a creep magnet.
3. Canadians will offer you a ride in their limo and lots of free booze if they perceive that group sex with you and two of your friends is in their future.
4. Despite holding out for group sex, said Canadians are usually gentlemen and can rid you of a creep quite effectively by telling everyone that you are their little sister (though most likely their hand will also be on your ass)
5. The Blue Note is the best gosh darn bar in the entire world.
6. Matrix = fake tans, tacky clothing, too much hair gel, bad cologne and old people???
7. Double fisting to take advantage of the drink special only seems like a good idea at the time.
8. Two Cape Cods, two rum and cokes, two shots of tequila and one redheaded slut within two hours span is entirely too much.
9. Trying to hold on to your dignity by explaining that you choose to throw up instead of involuntarily barfing does not work.
10. While barfing, mourning the loss of the cheese fries you just ate is never a good sign.
11. At two in the morning, Steak and Shake is the best thing ever.
12. Thank God Kate only has one birthday a year.
13. I heart Aliza.

I'm so terrible at blogging although 99.9% of the time I have nothing interesting to write about, so the care factor is low. Here is to 2006, I am really looking forward to the new year and hope spring eternal that this will be a great year.